How to Troll liberal blogs - For Dummies.

Sooner or later if I ever get any readers I will eventually get a troll.  I'm looking forward to it.  That being said there is a proper way to troll. If you want to do it successfully you will at least attempt to follow the rules.

1) Make sure that you disrespectfully refer to the twice elected sitting president of the United states as Obummer, Muslim in Chief, That Mentorship or Dear Leader. Other right wing asshats may not know who you are talking about otherwise.

I actually saw someone refer to the president as that Kenyan Islamofacist Socialist today.  That was some good trolling right there.

Nothing makes your point better then insulting the president.  Feel free to use this hilarious trolling picture.

2) USE ALL CAPS.  IT'S KIND OF LIKE YELLING, AND WE ALL KNOW THE LOUDEST ASSHAT WINS!

3) Use bad grammar.  I'm no expert either but try, you on the other hand do not have. If you spell liberal as libral, librel, labradoodle or whatever trust me every other 4th grade reading level teabagger will still understand and respect you. I'm not talking about something simple like using the wrong form of your or you're, heck everyone occasionally does that.

4) The only sources you should use are brietbart.com, the blaze and little tiny right wing news sources no one has ever heard of.

5) Make sure you tell me my sources are all part of the liberal media.  Even if I source factcheck.org, heck even if I source Fox News or the Wall Street Journal. If I use it then it must be a lefty rag.

Follow these simple rules and you will be well on your easy to successfully rolling this or any other liberal blog.